The Ten Leafs Jersey Commandments

I came up with this idea while listening to 550AM buffalo Sports Radio. They were talking about ways people ruin jerseys. I thought it would be fun to compile a list of commandments one must follow in order to properly don the Blue and White, while watching the greatest franchise in Hockey history.

1) Though shalt not wear the Jersey of a player who has left the leafs, and currently plays for another team

2) Any Jersey, too short to hang beyond the belt buckle must never be worn by a male sports-fan

3) All half-home/half-away Jerseys should be burned on-sight

4) Jerseys with custom names must not be worn with the following numbers: 67, 1, 4, 7, 9, 10, 13, 17, 21, 27, 93, 99

5) Though shalt not get a Jersey made with the name of a player who has spent less than one season with the leafs, with the exception of rookies and tough-guys.

6) Though shalt never wear a paper bag over one's head while wearing a leafs jersey

7) Whilst wearing a leafs Jersey though shalt always ridicule any vicinity fans who wear opposing teams paraphernalia

8) Beer and condiments spilled on a jersey should not be cleaned until after the game (Dab, don't rub & Dry Clean only)

9) Whilst wearing a Leafs Jersey, and 50 mission cap by the Tragically Hip is played, though shalt jump up and dance

10) Though shalt not wear Thy Leafs Jersey to a game in which the Leafs are not participating. The only exceptions to this rule being in attendance of a Marlie's & Reading Royals games... and the occasional Ottawa Senators game